EPISODE 24: BAD BOYS WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

Musings Include:

  • Driving with your au jus.
  • Burgers and pistol whipping.
  • Proper policing with whistles and stern words.
  • I Love the Eighties: John Candy and Menudo.
  • Relationship Advice:  I get that you’re crying, but this is the fourth quarter.
  • Something deeper than emotion and spirituality.
  • Sex Resolutions.
  • Wants, desires and safe words.

EPISODE 23: SUPERBOWL AND OTHER LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIPS

Musings Include:

  • Superbowl; 12 fun filled hours of cancer, dead children and spousal abuse.
  • Eating your weight in cheese.
  • Katy Perry and other offensive penalties.
  • Ground Hog Day; ass clowns in top hats and vermin.
  • Only a moderate drinker?
  • Valentine’s Day;  Honey, you’re an XL right?
  • Cuddling should be seasonal and only with a permit.
  • My friends are always cooler than hers.

EPISODE 22: AGING, CHEESE AND INTERNET DATING

Musings Include:

  • The significance of WWII and French Jokes.
  • Been an old man since I was 25.
  • Stop making music.
  • Other people….blechk.
  • What happened to the old high five.
  • Leave me alone with my stories and my cheese.
  •  She’s 41 and ready to start having children.
  • Holding out for Joel Osteen, his money and teeth.
  • Best preschool music and drama teacher in the country.