Episode 21: AS SEEN ON TV AND SNATCHES OF MY DREAMS, THEY’RE NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

Musings Include:

  • Shopping and sex, very similar.
  • Buyer’s remorse and return shame.
  • I actually paid for this.
  • What a piece of shit that was
  • Not available in stores
  • A theater professional you can’t live without.
  • It’s the unseen that will touch my soul
  • Songs of her snatches
  • Another man fathered the child that should have been yours
  • And other terrifying statements by women on dating sites.