EPISODE 20: IDIOTS NIGHT OUT.

Musings Include:

  • Standing in the corner making fun of everyone.
  • Cornhole street fights.
  • Crotch grabs and other effective introductions.
  • Why am I drinking Cosmos!
  • So you’re a stripper?
  • Depression, Anxiety and Migraines…..Oh My!
  • I don’t care what she looks like, I just want to leave.
  • Dating infomercials, set her and forget her.
  • Temporary implants, Rent-A-Rack.
  • I suck, but I’m going to be me!

EPISODE 19: PIA ZADORA, MARTIANS AND OTHER WONDERFUL HOLIDAY TRADITIONS.

Musings Include:

  •  Holiday Movies
  • One of the few Ernest movies I haven’t seen.
  • Jamie Lee Curtis….shitting her brains out.
  • Many Miles and many Otis’s.
  • Shannon Dougherty educational planning.
  • It was funny, it didn’t have Jack Black in it.
  • A vanilla scented Quaker who’s a classically trained new formalist poet.
  • Law, neuroscience and bio-anthropology, she’s got it all.
  • Summersaults in the ocean at sunset.