Category Archives: Podcasts

EPISODE 60: POLITICAL PEP RALLIES AT 10 CLOVERFIELD

Musings Include:

  • The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.
  • Political Conventions.
  • High School Pep Rallies.
  • Trump Train.
  • Plagiarism and Racism.
  • What do they mean?
  • Malenia Trump.
  • Born with a face beyond her country.
  • Trump; Importer ExporterVote for Hilllary!  Why?
  • 10 Cloverfield Lane.
  • The Idiots Review.

EPISODE 56: MUHAMMAD ALI AND THE WRATH OF GOD

Musings Include:

  • Muhammad Ali, not a fan.
  • Peaceful muslims.
  • Baby in a gorilla cage.
  • I hope it’s racist.
  • To kill a gorilla.
  • Or not to kill a gorilla.
  • Jack Hannah and
  • Gorilla target practice.
  • Keeping humans out
  • Of animal cages.
  • Aguirre: The Wrath of God
  • The Idiots review

EPISODE 45: STAR WARS AND SEX

Musings Include:

  • My Star Wars shirt isn’t cool anymore.
  • Cheering at the movies.
  • Carrie Fisher’s resume.
  • Peter Cushing you Idiot!
  • Samuel Jackson is a mother fucking jedi.
  • Match.com has a lot of Yugoslavian women
  • Phone sex for Christmas.
  • Six pre-marriage sex questions.
  • What kind of porn do you watch?  Regular.

EPISODE 38: BRUCE THE BUNNY AND SUPERMAN

Musings Include:

  • Kardashians and Jenners are alive and well?
  • Where is God?
  • Caitlynn, not as funny as Monty Python.
  • Period shaming and physical fitness.
  • Ferguson, a tradition you just can’t kill.
  • Mozart, John Williams and Oingo Boingo.
  • 1978 Superman, The Idiots Review.

EPISODE 33: SHAMING JACK BURTON AND GRACIE LAW

Musings Include:

  •  To shame or not to shame.
  • I eat bunny poop.
  • Public shaming and personal shaming.
  • Cured child molesters and their flyers.
  • Nancy Grace and Tater Tots
  • Idiots At The Movies.
  • Big Trouble Little China.
  • Can openers, back scratchers and other martial arts weapons.
  • Not bad enough to be bad funny.

EPISODE 32: MULTICOLORED LADY AND NO PLACE LIKE HOME

Musings Include:

  • The NAACP does so much good.
  • Rachel Dolezal in Malibu’s Most Wanted II.
  • Colored?
  • Caitlyn.  There’s still a dick there.
  • You are unique, special and an astronaut.
  • I identify as a mog.
  • The most nonracist racist thing in the news.
  • Idiots at the movies.
  • The Wizard of Oz. A movie about a dog.
  • Terrible childhood messages.

EPISODE 31: SECRET SERVICE AND SELFIES

Musings include:

  • Secret Service At Your Service.
  • Navy Seals of the Mall.
  • We’re all doomed.
  • Johnny Depp’s pet trafficking.
  • Harry Shearer, we’ll miss your mighty wind.
  • Widower thanking God.
  • Selfies and daily affirmations.
  • I want it all to be about me.
  • Shitter Selfies and other societal downfalls.

EPIDSODE 30: BALTIMORE, BRUCE AND BODY LOTION

Musings Include:

  •  The Wire?
  • Racial Tensions and Slim Jims.
  • Jenner’s important work.
  • Jeffrey Tambour is all man.
  • Bruce, you’ve come a long way baby.
  • I walked away 3 minutes ago and you’re still talking.
  • Premature melding.
  • Nature centered spirituality.
  • Singing praises to the moon barefoot in winter.
  • She’s a witch.

 

Episode 28: Two Beer Murphy and Tanning Goggles.

Musings Include:

  • Angry Grandpa.
  •  Fighting drunks with your eight year old.
  •  Don’t fuck with Grandma’s flower.
  •  Family vacations and contraband runs.
  •  The peanut butter to my jelly.
  •  Sensitive sarcasm.
  •  My brain works pretty well.
  •  Would you like UV with that?
  •  Tanning with Kardashian blood.

Episode 27: BIBLICAL KICKSTARTERS AND MUD RUNS

Musings Include:

  • Hands up or hands out.
  • The brilliance of Barnaby Jones.
  • 70’s babes.  Wilma.
  • I killed a man.  Go fund me.
  • Cyber begging.
  • Appropriate silliness.
  • Please tell me about your current boyfriend.
  • 30 Something’s Mud Runs.
  • Baby making crossfit.

EPISODE 26: ISIS JOKES AND GOOD TASTE

Musings Include:

  • Knock Knock, Who’s There?  ISIS.
  • Nothing but Star Trek.
  • SNL Stars and the Cinema.
  • Darryl Hammond and Comedic Affirmative Action.
  • Good Manners, Good Stock and Other Snobby Desires.
  • I love good English and delicious restaurants.
  • Relationship sense of humor test.
  • This isn’t going to end well.

 

EPISODE 25: OK ANIMAL HOUSE AND DRESSAGE

Musings Include:

  • Racist chants sweeping down the plains.
  • Jerry Falwell packs a punch.
  • Party on Waka Flocka.
  • A few extra pounds.
  • But wait there’s more.
  • Got to falut when you’re high.
  • Dressage is horse shit.
  • 50 year old Cindy Crawford is hot.
  • I don’t recycle my free Rolling Stone.

 

EPISODE 24: BAD BOYS WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

Musings Include:

  • Driving with your au jus.
  • Burgers and pistol whipping.
  • Proper policing with whistles and stern words.
  • I Love the Eighties: John Candy and Menudo.
  • Relationship Advice:  I get that you’re crying, but this is the fourth quarter.
  • Something deeper than emotion and spirituality.
  • Sex Resolutions.
  • Wants, desires and safe words.

EPISODE 23: SUPERBOWL AND OTHER LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIPS

Musings Include:

  • Superbowl; 12 fun filled hours of cancer, dead children and spousal abuse.
  • Eating your weight in cheese.
  • Katy Perry and other offensive penalties.
  • Ground Hog Day; ass clowns in top hats and vermin.
  • Only a moderate drinker?
  • Valentine’s Day;  Honey, you’re an XL right?
  • Cuddling should be seasonal and only with a permit.
  • My friends are always cooler than hers.

EPISODE 22: AGING, CHEESE AND INTERNET DATING

Musings Include:

  • The significance of WWII and French Jokes.
  • Been an old man since I was 25.
  • Stop making music.
  • Other people….blechk.
  • What happened to the old high five.
  • Leave me alone with my stories and my cheese.
  •  She’s 41 and ready to start having children.
  • Holding out for Joel Osteen, his money and teeth.
  • Best preschool music and drama teacher in the country.

 

Episode 21: AS SEEN ON TV AND SNATCHES OF MY DREAMS, THEY’RE NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

Musings Include:

  • Shopping and sex, very similar.
  • Buyer’s remorse and return shame.
  • I actually paid for this.
  • What a piece of shit that was
  • Not available in stores
  • A theater professional you can’t live without.
  • It’s the unseen that will touch my soul
  • Songs of her snatches
  • Another man fathered the child that should have been yours
  • And other terrifying statements by women on dating sites.

EPISODE 20: IDIOTS NIGHT OUT.

Musings Include:

  • Standing in the corner making fun of everyone.
  • Cornhole street fights.
  • Crotch grabs and other effective introductions.
  • Why am I drinking Cosmos!
  • So you’re a stripper?
  • Depression, Anxiety and Migraines…..Oh My!
  • I don’t care what she looks like, I just want to leave.
  • Dating infomercials, set her and forget her.
  • Temporary implants, Rent-A-Rack.
  • I suck, but I’m going to be me!

EPISODE 19: PIA ZADORA, MARTIANS AND OTHER WONDERFUL HOLIDAY TRADITIONS.

Musings Include:

  •  Holiday Movies
  • One of the few Ernest movies I haven’t seen.
  • Jamie Lee Curtis….shitting her brains out.
  • Many Miles and many Otis’s.
  • Shannon Dougherty educational planning.
  • It was funny, it didn’t have Jack Black in it.
  • A vanilla scented Quaker who’s a classically trained new formalist poet.
  • Law, neuroscience and bio-anthropology, she’s got it all.
  • Summersaults in the ocean at sunset.

EPISODE 18: ALONE AGAIN, UNNATURALLY.

Musings Include:

  • Excursions alone.
  • Solo shame eating.
  • How early can you leave a wedding?
  • Doesn’t everyone watch the Superbowl alone?
  • I don’t look like the mannequins…I don’t want to look like the mannequins.
  • Cocaine, the Lucky Charms for strippers.
  • A beautiful rose is worth pricking your finger on and other internet dating gems.
  • Talented artists and their horse pictures.
  • Women’s health and how to turn on a guy, Idiots date night.

EPISODE 17: DEATH, DATING AND A DOMINATRIX.

Musings Include:

  • Death and landscaping.
  • Dead bodies and small staircases.
  • Funeral food!
  • Real Estate Flippers for the dead.
  • Where do you keep your dead?
  • Gay romance novels…
  • Do they sell those at the supermarket?
  • Common fetishes, everyone needs their special thing.
  • Don’t forget your safe word.

Episode 16: THERE SHE IS, AUNT JEMIMA, AND DATING CHARLES MANSON.

Musings Include:

  • Miss Delaware, how could you?
  • People in Florida are really bad at math.
  • From Miss America to Nathan’s.
  • LA Beast, Aunt Jemima, and Crystal Pepsi,
  • Baseball cards, Hot Wheels and Jawa’s,
  • Hateable and Undateable, a nonprofit, volunteer activist.
  • Be Do Have
  • Shooting things and burning gas, what fun!
  • Dreamy murderers and the women who love them.

EPISODE 15: NO MORE SATURDAY MORNING TRIPS.

Musings Include:

  • Drugs and Monkeys, childhood Saturday mornings.
  • The Terrifying Land of Make Believe and Nuclear Proliferation.
  • Zoom and the communist manifesto.
  • I have went to school I like crab legs my dad died when I was three.
  • The Worst Run-On Sentence Ever.
  • Olive Garden, Bojangles and other fine cuisine.
  • Hateable and Undateable a how-to guide.

Episode 13: PRINCESS DI AND A BAY OF PIGS

Musings Include:

  • Horse-toothed inbred royalty.
  • Weddings are fun, right?
  • Creepy Daddy Daughter dance.
  • Can’t lose those memories.
  • Slow plane coming.
  • Unmastering of the English Language?  Well put.
  • No flip flop sandles please.
  • Date frowning and hurrying up the waiter.
  • Internet porn…an IT guys perspective.
  • Blackberry pervs.
  • Lisa Ann is killing it.

Episode 12: Bringing Ebola Back.

Musings Include:

  • Does ALS make you cold?
  • Bringing Ebola back.
  • Let’s cure those gays!
  • No queer eye for the blind guy.
  • Connie Mack and the War Machine.  What are we talking about?
  • Dog The Bounty Hunter, a last cigarette and Jesus Bro.
  • What is a tortoise?
  • I love the color green, I really do.
  • Beiber Scents.
  • Lunch or Lasik?
  • ¾ of an idiot.
  • First date horror stories.

Episode 11: Toto and Mork, All good things must come to an end.

Musings Include:

  • Yoda says few listeners we have.
  • Joe Rogan rules.
  • Cocaine is the thing.
  • 2 Retards make for a dangerous room.
  • Two idiot keyboardists fighting over the ugly one.
  • Placemat maze.  I’m lost.
  • Robin Williams.  Cut…It…Out.
  • Flubber Fatality.
  • How is Jeff Goldblum?
  • Doubtfire good movies, Doubtfire bad movies.
  • 74 year old baller.  She thinks I’m hot.
  • There’s going to be a cat.
  • Only one picture of Jerry Jones and the stripper, thank God.

Episode 10: I’m Over Smurfette.

Musings Include:

  • Opera is dying…because it’s terrible.
  • The theater and I don’t want to wear pants.
  • Legitimate silly walk
  • A single weirdo camping amongst children.
  • Hell Comes To Frog Town…a great fucking movie.
  • The Coreys…..most irresponsible parents in the world.
  • Idiots hate John Cusak….as a person and as an actor.
  • Pain Don’t Hurt, Patrick Swayze’s camel toe.
  • Rowdy Roddy Piper
  • Not a hippy.  What’s a hippy?
  • Fish Don’t Have Eyes
  • A bad ending to a bad list.  No more Redbook.

Episode 9: Anthony Cumia, Bea Arthur and a Gay Whopper, who could ask for anything more.

Musings Include:

  • Anthony Cumia and the beanstalk…..A Ghandi thing.
  • Kick Start Potato Salad.
  • Litigious Loser Homer Simpson Look A Like.
  • Talkin’ Baseball, Bobby, Bernie and the Mets.
  • Naked Prince?
  • Swing dancing healer who’s good with computers and such.
  • Crones and Colitis, she’s hot.
  • Children…who are these people.
  • Tour Of Duty on the playstationbox.
  • Proud Whopper Draped In A Rainbow.